03-30-2004, 12:45 AM
Wonder baby
In a conference, three scientists - an American, a German and a Sri Lankan - were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that!"
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!"
The Sri Lankan interjected, "Is that all you have, just gold medallists? In Colombo we had a baby girl born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and she is now head of state!" Just joking ole girl, just joking!
http://www.thesundayleader.lk/20040328/nutshell.htm
In a conference, three scientists - an American, a German and a Sri Lankan - were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that!"
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!"
The Sri Lankan interjected, "Is that all you have, just gold medallists? In Colombo we had a baby girl born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and she is now head of state!" Just joking ole girl, just joking!
http://www.thesundayleader.lk/20040328/nutshell.htm

