01-31-2006, 09:10 PM
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try
I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush
I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes
Why does a round pizza come in a square box
I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush
I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes
Why does a round pizza come in a square box