01-29-2006, 09:52 PM
"England and America are two countries divided by a common language."
"My reputation grows with every failure."
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman."
Margaret Thatcher
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates.
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself
"My reputation grows with every failure."
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman."
Margaret Thatcher
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates.
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself