12-05-2004, 10:06 PM
Mrs.Sirimao Bandaranayake in Heaven
Mrs. Bandaranayake went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. " Oh," said Mrs.B.
"who's clock is that?" asked Mrs.B
That's <b>Mother Teresa's</b>. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.
" Who's clock is that one in the left?"
That's <b>Abraham Lincoln's </b>clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
Where is Chandrika's clock?" asks Mrs. B.
<b>"Chandrika's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a table fan."</b>
Mrs. Bandaranayake went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. " Oh," said Mrs.B.
"who's clock is that?" asked Mrs.B
That's <b>Mother Teresa's</b>. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.
" Who's clock is that one in the left?"
That's <b>Abraham Lincoln's </b>clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
Where is Chandrika's clock?" asks Mrs. B.
<b>"Chandrika's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a table fan."</b>
