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Your Message: Smilies [get more]	[quote="Vaanampaadi" pid='46582' dateline='1102282147'] Why did Chicken Crossed the Road? Answers from the people listed, when they were asked, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The original answer for this old joke is a simple "The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side" [simple as that!] However the people below gave different answers. Chandrika Kumaranatunga: It was a result of the 17-year rule of the UNP. I will appoint a commission to look into that matter. Ranil Wickramasinghe: The UNP as a national party will oppose any such move by any chicken to cross roads. We will hold a Satyagraha, and file a violation of fundamental rights case in the Supreme Court. G. L. Peiris: The chicken didn't actually cross the road. I can prove this to you by using the statistics released by the Central Bank. There have been such instances in other developing countries as well... This shows very good economic growth. Anuruddha Ratwatte: The road will be crossed within a matter of months. (After four years): The chicken has crossed 96% of the road, the rest will be crossed within a couple of months. Anura Bandaranaika: The chicken crossed the road so that it could be in the opposition. late M. H. M. Asraff: Ask the chicken to come back immediately. Otherwise we will withdraw all support to any chicken... C.V.Goonaratne: The chicken crossed the road to end the 17 year old curse of bribery, corruption, and terror... Upon reaching the other side of the road, the chicken will ensure a new era of prosperity.... and a real difference. Mangala Samaraweera: There aren't any chicken crossing any roads. It is a deliberate lie woven by the United National Party to defame the government of her excellency Chandrika B. Kumaranatunga. [/quote]
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Posted by Vaanampaadi - 12-05-2004, 09:29 PM

Why did Chicken Crossed the Road? Answers from the people listed, when they were asked, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The original answer for this old joke is a simple "The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side" [simple as that!] However the people below gave different answers. Chandrika Kumaranatunga: It was a result of the 17-year rule of the UNP. I will appoint a commission to look into that matter. Ranil Wickramasinghe: The UNP as a national party will oppose any such move by any chicken to cross roads. We will hold a Satyagraha, and file a violation of fundamental rights case in the Supreme Court. G. L. Peiris: The chicken didn't actually cross the road. I can prove this to you by using the statistics released by the Central Bank. There have been such instances in other developing countries as well... This shows very good economic growth. Anuruddha Ratwatte: The road will be crossed within a matter of months. (After four years): The chicken has crossed 96% of the road, the rest will be crossed within a couple of months. Anura Bandaranaika: The chicken crossed the road so that it could be in the opposition. late M. H. M. Asraff: Ask the chicken to come back immediately. Otherwise we will withdraw all support to any chicken... C.V.Goonaratne: The chicken crossed the road to end the 17 year old curse of bribery, corruption, and terror... Upon reaching the other side of the road, the chicken will ensure a new era of prosperity.... and a real difference. Mangala Samaraweera: There aren't any chicken crossing any roads. It is a deliberate lie woven by the United National Party to defame the government of her excellency Chandrika B. Kumaranatunga.